Saturday, January 1, 2011

new years resolution 1: exercising

in order to lose weight one has to take in less calories than one burns off. the only way to burn off calories is my exercising. and in order to exercise on must get their lazy ass off the sofa and expend some energy. (i wish typing was a method for losing weight) i have been screaming for years how "that" year was going to bring about skinny Nicole. who is skinny Nicole? skinny Nicole is that mysterious person that takes my place in all of my dreams. she is this beautiful creature who is able to completely capitalize on the
american dream and happens to look just like me but only 100 lbs lighter! skinny Nicole is my avatar at this moment. she is the person i want to become but have lacked the energy and determination to make happen. skinny Nicole doesn't suffer from diabetes or high blood pressure. skinny Nicole does not have knee problems and finds it difficult to walk continuously up a flight of stairs. skinny Nicole is able to run around outside with her children and not instantly become winded. skinny Nicole is the person i think i would become if i lost some weight. for years skinny Nicole has been nothing more than a figment of my imagination. yesterday, after years of stalling, i decided to make skinny Nicole a reality.

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